Previously on "God Friended Me"...
Someone calling themselves God on Facebook
starting sending me Friend Suggestions
for people in need of help.
* I'm only human * What the hell?
* After all, don't put the blame on *
I know how to find people.
What happened with Eli?
He wasn't the one.
We want you to come to Paris with us,
and we want you to write a book about it.
Cara, what I'm trying to say is...
Please don't say it. I won't be able to get on that plane.
Yesterday, I got a friend request
from someone calling themselves God on Facebook
and they sent me your name.
Life in the Big Apple can be hard sometimes.
It's easy to feel alone,
like you're out there fending for yourself.
But one man's got your back,
making a difference one person at a time
with an assist
from a mysterious Facebook account.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "The Block."
先生们 女士们 欢迎大家来到街区之声栏目
The host of FreeVerse's number one new podcast
"The Millennial Prophet" himself, Miles Finer.
What up, what up?
Thank you for having me on your show.
Here's what I wanna know.
When are we getting more, huh?
It's been a month since your last podcast.
When is season two going to drop?
Very soon, and let me tell you,
things have gotten interesting.
Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it.
But before we do, tell me what's going on
with the rest of the God Account crew?
They're all doing great.
As you know, my dad retired from the church
and got engaged.
Wedding's in six weeks.
My sister Ali is running point on that
to make sure nothing falls through the cracks.
I think we can make this work, hmm?
What do you think?
Oh, hell, no, mm-mm.
You are not wearing that.
My friend Rakesh,
he is the head of R&D at IdentitySeal.
He's like a new man,
I've never seen him work harder in his life.
Stop. Little bit to the right.
Hair to the left.
And my girlfriend Cara is in Paris.
She's writing a book about Simon Hayes,
Henry Chase, and Pria Amar,
and they're working on an algorithm
that's going to change the world.
Now, she's there for a few more months,
but we talk all the time,
and she has never been happier.
So, yeah, everyone is good. I have no complaints.
所以 每个人都很好 我没啥可抱怨的
There's only one thing left to talk about,
the mystery that all your listeners
are waiting to hear about...
God's new friend.
Or as I like to call her, the lady in the red jacket.
Her name is Joy, and she has an amazing story.
But if you want to hear more about that,
you're gonna have to tune in to the second season!
Coming soon to FreeVerse.
You're killin' me. Killin' me, man!
老兄 你这是在折磨我啊 折磨啊
Dude, this is a total disaster.
I told "The Block's" entire audience that I have
an amazing new season planned around Joy,
but the truth is, I have no idea where she is!
Well, Miles, you keep telling everyone at FreeVerse
that season two of your podcast is gonna be awesome.
How 'bout just tell 'em the truth
about what happened with Joy.
What, that I told her
about the God Account and she took off?
Not to mention, FreeVerse wants
a new episode by the end of the week,
and other than there being no Joy,
I haven't received a new Friend Suggestion
since she showed up.
Okay, yup, fair point.
Have you done everything that you can to try to find her?
Yeah, but it's like she's a ghost.
Everything I could find we already know
from her Facebook page.
She's from Chicago, she went to law school there.
She moved to New York six months ago.
I quit my job at IdentitySeal, Rakesh.
I bet everything on my podcast's success,
but if there's no God Account, no Joy...
there's no podcast.
Okay, look, um...
I know how hard this is for you...
but I also know this is not just about the podcast.
You miss the God Account.
I just don't understand what I did wrong.
You didn't do anything wrong.
Matter of fact, you did everything right.
For whatever reason, the God Account moved on.
And maybe it's time you did the same
and unfriend the God Account.
Yeah, that's really easy for you to say.
What does Cara think about all this?
She's in Paris, living her dream.
Don't want to bother her with this.
Can I come in? Yeah, sure.
So, Cara, you know,
所以 你知道的 卡拉
we've been working pretty closely together
the last month and, uh, I don't know,
the last couple weeks, you seem a little...
And I know you gave up a lot to come here and work for me,
and I just want to make sure that you're not having,
you know, second thoughts.
Thanks. And I'm not.